Tuesday, July 18, 2006
NEW ELECTRO ARTIST : The Polish Ambassador
Place of Birth: Unknown (rumors have circulated that he is in fact a prototype of some robot from the future).
Age: 25 (in robot years)
Height: 5 foot 11 (with madd hops on top of that)
Style: heretofore unseen
Projects: turning his parent's basement into a pimp
lounge.
favorite juice: ecto cooler
Alcoholic beverage of choice: A retarded step-child (bourbon & dr. pepper) closely followed by A Hyperactive Retarded Step-Child (bourbon & red bull).
Preffered Gas Station: BP
Favorite Sexual Position: Bottom, Motionless.
Mini-Bio: As a young number-cruncher, The Polish Ambassador first showed signs of his inevitable greatness while schooling fools on his Nintendo Entertainment System. Posessing freakish finger-quickness he was, and still is, unbeatable at most games. The Polish Ambassador garners the honor of being the only living man with a lifetime, undefeated record at Track and Field. Also, his will to play games for a fortnight at a time, only taking breaks to humiliate his opponents and snack on some funions showed his potential to become the force that he his today in the
electro music arena.